Things you Shouldn't do

Shamelessly ninja'ed from The Ebon Hold forums.. har har

So. name says it all! Write things you shouldn't do, preferrably something you (to our amusement) might've done yourself.. har har
Ill start off with

Forgetting you arent wearing any undies (no pants either ofc) and walk straight out into the livingroom while your parents have guests over.. the blushes were many

Owned...
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Quote the Joker all the time, im serious...
Why so serious? Well because somebody does it all the time.
You know, because madness is like gravity, you can't stop it...
It does not put a smile on everyones faces.

2

And i rickrolled myself three times in a row by mistake, don't do it...

Creep ya filthy thief!

Aaanyways, while kitesurfing at quite a high speed falling into the water, face first.
It's not painful but so enormously disorienting in my experience.

Desperate for a bio in the woods, seeking a well hidden spot to drop ones trousers, losing one's balance in a (seemingly) field full of stinging nettles