Totally Insane!

*Cackles insanely as he sits, slowly rocking back and forth*

"Twas the night before last.. If I recall right..
I visited Darkshire.. to give you a fright..
I saw a young lady.. all pretty and nice..
I cut off her legs and put her head in a vice...
The guards must be sleeping.. I thought to myself..
As I placed an eyeball on the Innkeepers shelf..
Then all of a sudden.. from out of the gloom..
A noble young Paladin entered the room..
I stabbed him and stabbed him.. spilled his guts on the floor..
I searched all his pockets.. Alas he was poor..
For your information.. i'm sure you will know..
Favius is comming... So enjoy the great show..
I'll cut out your eyes and feed them to Pigs..
Remove all your hair and make some nice wigs..
Cut off your fingers, your thumbs and your toes..
Where I will strike next.. Nobody knows..."

*Fzzt*


OOC: Posted this as a bump on our recruitment thread..

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